I actually feel for the Biebs (which shocks me) - he has worked all his life, he must be missing, I don’t know, a childhood or something? Regular experiences such as school?

I was gonna ask why the Grandes are so obsessed with telling us about their boyfriends’ big dicks, but now I feel that the question itself contains the punny response.

Pitchfork asked a bunch of indie singers why they were voting and gave everyone a reason to love Margo Price more:

As a Libra, who has gotten back with an Aquarius ex.. and sorta moved in with him in the college-y kind of way, I’m realizing I have way more in common with Bella Hadid than I thought. :/

My dad’s name is Steve and that man does not look like my dad!!!

She has a pact with someone/something.

He’s fucking easy on the eyes too. Better looking than Channing Potato. If he’s a kind/sweet guy this is a total upgrade.

Who else thinks a “normal person” means a 22 year-old yoga instructor from a wealthy family with a lifestyle blog?

Dude’s halfway to an EGOT (he also has a Grammy). A considerable step up from Magic Mike.

I didn’t watch the video but more people need to be “difficult in the direction of” Andy Cohen.

Based on the fact alone that Steve Kazee “looks nothing like Channing Tatum” and he’s a Tony-award winning actor (for a musical, no less!) the only appropriate response is “praise be!”

“100 Grand” or go home. Yeah, I said it!

Little farts is Carol the Monster. 

Yes! She consistently uses her platform to spotlight women of color. Last year she recreated five Lil Kim looks. My favorite so far was the Salt N’ Pepa family costume with Mama Tina and Blue Ivy. There was also an excellent Rhythm Nation era Janet with Blue as Michael.

I didn’t know she did this annually!  This is what grace looks like: when you are confident enough to put the shine on other people.

This is adorable actually 

I love Bey’s Halloween tradition of paying tribute to black female music industry pioneers so, so much.

I am a 37 year old white male indie rock/ old school punk fan that could recite that Toni Braxton record front and back without breaking a sweat.

Everything Shirley Jackson.

I was one of those girls who was in love with Rochester and I can tell you exactly why. During my adolescence I wanted nothing more than for some tall dark man to kidnap me and take me to his gothic castle or especially his strange underground cavern (i.e. Phantom of the Opera) where I would never have to see the…