“100 Grand” or go home. Yeah, I said it!

Little farts is Carol the Monster. 

Yes! She consistently uses her platform to spotlight women of color. Last year she recreated five Lil Kim looks. My favorite so far was the Salt N’ Pepa family costume with Mama Tina and Blue Ivy. There was also an excellent Rhythm Nation era Janet with Blue as Michael.

I didn’t know she did this annually!  This is what grace looks like: when you are confident enough to put the shine on other people.

This is adorable actually 

I love Bey’s Halloween tradition of paying tribute to black female music industry pioneers so, so much.

I am a 37 year old white male indie rock/ old school punk fan that could recite that Toni Braxton record front and back without breaking a sweat.

Everything Shirley Jackson.

Could it be the subconscious awareness that image #1 contains an alleged domestic abuser and image #2 contains a guy we always see snuggling with puppies?

I was one of those girls who was in love with Rochester and I can tell you exactly why. During my adolescence I wanted nothing more than for some tall dark man to kidnap me and take me to his gothic castle or especially his strange underground cavern (i.e. Phantom of the Opera) where I would never have to see the…

*cough* michael fassbender *cough*

Yeah there’s literally no way that I have had sex with more people than John Mayer. I’m a sexually-repressed Catholic (I am aware that’s redundant) with daddy issues and about 25 extra pounds on a body that’s too short to look good with that amount of excess weight. I’m cute and fun, but not cute or fun enough to…

He probably takes “no” about as well as Combover Caligula does.

I have one kid, and every time I heard, “But you’re such a good mom, you should have more!” My answer was along the lines of “The reason I’m a good mom is that I know how much I can handle successfully.” That shut them up, left them feeling vaguely dissed and also like feeling dissed was their own fault. It was kind…

When you’re single: But when are you gonna find someone?

I love me some Meghan. I can’t help myself. She’s elegant, full to the brim with decency and good will – and she’s got charisma up the wazoo. Topping it all off is that sexy-in-love glow.

Glad I’m not the only one who thought so. The overuse of italics really took me out of the narrative flow. 

Honestly, I thought that one was the least scary - it was so caught up in flowery language that it obscured anything scary in the story.

Girl, I fucking LOVED HIM SO MUCH when he was on the M’s. My dad used to take us to the Kingdome to watch the games from the nosebleed seats and my 10-year-old ass would just swoon.

He sounds like quite a loverboy, ‘cause everybody’s working for The Weekend.