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So, I don’t mean this in either a good or bad way. Seriously, I mean that. This person is EXACTLY the kind of person I picture in my mind when I think of artsy, self-indulgent, independent film director. They can be very magnanimous and simultaneously very self-centered at the same time. They can be woke and

Caliburger is an In-N-Out rip off for those of us who live outside of the areas of the country where In-N-Out is willing to build restaurants.

I’ve began eye-rolling at everything Cardi B says now.

Thank you for this pubic service announcement. The ONLY thing I think of when I hear about John Mayer is ‘David Duke Dick.’ Nothing about him matters as much as that - certainly not his soft rock easy listening elevator music.

I had a completely garbage day and the world is on fire and the only thing that has brought me joy is David Schwimmer being in on the joke. Bless you Ross, I needed that. 

A lot of white girls (and they must be white for David Duke Dick) are super hard-up for something even vaguely, sort of resembling a rock star.

Why would I want to be with someone who has been with hundreds of women? I would be afraid that he wouldn’t even remember my name afterwards. If you’re going to fuck a star, make it a hard star to fuck, and make it memorable for everyone involved. Have some fucking pride in your work.

He has never done a thing for me.

When he sings his mouth guppies the mic and that’s all I can see. He’s so overly close to it you know his gross mouth germs are coating it by the end. They should toss it into a hazmat receptacle after every show. Maybe after every song.

Jamie Lee Curtis, 59, told People that she hid an addiction to opiates which began in the late 1980s, shortly after her iconic turn as Laurie Strode in John Carpenter’s Halloween.

That’s awesome! Does she play tennis herself? My dad went as Mr. T for Halloween in Alabama in 1985 and he knew not to wear blackface, and he’s way older than Meghan KKKelly.

It is baffling that whenever white people like Megyn Kelly engage with race they always choose the lowest gutter viewpoint possible. Why can’t they say the n-word? Why can’t they dress in blackface?

I love her so much. I love that she’s not under a 100 lbs. I love her sultry, sexy voice. I love how comfortable she is with her sexuality. She’s just so much in one package for me. 

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright … Perrlando!

If we are doing portmanteaus, I prefer Perrlando.

“...pitting an enterprising Sabrina against the male-dominated world of witches.”

relevant:

Was it the snoring, because it was probably the snoring.

Nope. They are still together, and looking even more alike than ever now that Joe is sporting a beard.  

Karlie Kloss Kushner.