I would just like to add one thing:

Boring company just looks like a quick cash grab at this point, complete vaporware in pursuit of startup-funding contract vehicles. Musk has learned well from his experiences with space travel how to manipulate the government in bids, and Boring company is basically a beltway bandit company in pursuit of that big…

If it is 1 car on course only, then yeah...

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

There I was, behind center for the Buffalo Bills. What madness led to this I had no time to ponder. As the supple leather of the ball slid into my hand, I took one step back, then two, then three. As I surveyed the field for potential recipients, I saw an outside linebacker charging like an angry rhino directly at my…

David Ross is the absolute fucking worst. All the yuppie Cubs fans love him because if you throw a patagonia vest on him, he looks like every d-bag senior EY accountant that’s crawling all over Chicago.

I literally do not care where my car is built. I care more about who built it. Both of my Japanese cars were built in America. I wouldn’t buy an American car built in America or Mexico or China because what matters to me is how well the car is engineered.

Throw the ball

I’m a Tribe fan and now I don’t need to go through mental gymnastics to root for Bauer anymore!  PUIG IS MY FRIEND NOW, BITCHES!

It’s worth learning how to recognize snark online.

I for, for one, want to complain about Mark’s job performance. My toilet is reluctant to flush and thus I find he is not running North America properly. In a similar vein, I am highly disappointed with the options I have on the ballot and would ask if he can correct this as well.

BLEEP BLORP YOUR NEW MLB IS SAM BUSH.

Why does it have to be free?

Hey maybe it’s actually professional journalism to analyze the sort of grandiose claims that Musk makes rather than just licking his boots

I can’t be the only one who sees it.

This begs the question if anyone actually bookmarks anymore. I just type a couple letters and usually the website I frequent pops up on autofill, or when I pop open a new tab its one of my frequent sites.

I’m 25. That’s around the age of most of our staff writers. Go ride your horse to the tonic bar, Santa. 

Dont forget: (Lots of good videos pulled off youtube, if you find a better one, please reply with it)

Thank you. I withdraw my troops suggestion.

“How can I get these plates from @Macys banned in all 50 states.”