If one of my neighbors is so drunk and angry that he’s destroying his own property, I’m not going near him, fire or no.

Hey if he had just gotten a Tesla instead, he wouldn’t even have to rev it a bunch to get it to spontaneously combust!

Why would someone rev their car for minutes on end, especially at night? Why bounce it off the rev limiter? Why continue revving it after there are clearly flames emanating from underneath?

Thank you for the temporary respite from Vettelopnik. :)

Figures...

I’m feeling admiration for a sports talk host? What the shit is going on??

People have tastes and preferences. It seems silly to blame “the fans” for a lack of interest.  Some people like to watch soccer, and some people don’t.  What am I missing?

But also, don’t bank too much on a customer base that’s aging out/dying off. Or you’ll actually end up like Harely Davidson.

Was Super Size Me really a revelation to anyone with a functioning brain? I admittedly only made it to the part of the movie when he was on his (maybe?) second McDonalds meal of the day and felt so rotten he vomited out of the window of his car, but do we really need a Hollywood production to tell us that eating…

Damn it you’re right. If you like “small trucks” you won’t be disappointed... I think Mike Levine loves dad jokes as much as he loves Ford and Twitter.

Ugh... As a fast food connoisseur (pathetic, I know), I absolutely know how bad it is for you. I don’t need this to tell me my eating habits suck. 

I’m thinking these guys might want to get ahead of things and lawyer up now.

oh just 11 billion wow, i lose more than that between the couch cushions

Gotta love the immense self-own of posting a letter instructing you that a) ya gotta pay up now and b) you’ve also got an outstanding invoice, so you should’ve paid up yesterday, too.

Your article and attitude seem to indicate otherwise.

I’m not sure how you can say that a show that’s been running for nine years “isn’t really working out.”

Does that mean LeBron James is an outspoken lesbian that’s also good at basketball?

The woman can’t pronounce “surfboard.”  Who thought she would be a good line reader?

Even with the vest, I don’t think he’s that big

I’ve seen AP Chem students and college engineering and physics majors do this same dumb kind of shit. Some people just don’t think carefully before they act and need to get bit hard by reality before they truly understand the concept of consequences.