Because they keep finding rubes to pay them. Rich people want to own a team, cities want to have one playing in their downtowns.

Freak out the guys she slept with, and cause their relationships to end. It’s all right there in the article.

Only losers use 24hr time. And are unable to quote text.

Jesus, you people are NO FUN.

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Why did he put his tweet in quotes?

Wow, so Dietrich just went and kissed Yasiel’s wife right in the middle of the field.  

Cows don’t fart, they burp.

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I really like* that you feel the need to constantly use asterisks in all of your comments.

“Look at this! This is love,” said Joey Harding, one of the volunteers. “This is love for a stranger. We don’t even know these people.”

I’m tired of the rich feeling like they’re the ones being persecuted. We should be doing things to help Poor Paul and Sick Paul and Minority Paul.

Maybe just now? I’d say halfway through the original one we reached enough of this franchise.

Sounds like it ain’t ciabbata then.

Man, the A’s are taking the loss of Kyler Murray really hard.

Well now I’m going to go watch Jomboy break down video for the rest of the morning, that was excellent.

I, too, spend SO much time thinking.

Why does the driver’s gender and age matter to the group that posted this?

but far from the best

Stop sexualizing baseball players