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I just want to throw out there that some of your son’s behaviors are reminiscent of those of kids on the autism spectrum. If you haven’t had him evaluated it might be useful to do so, not because there’s anything wrong with him, but to make sure he gets whatever supports are available to work the metaphorical muscles

yeah, can’t they drink healthy, all-natural Gatorade instead?!?!

Guys? I think we need to look out for Sam. That’s just brutal.

I feel like that whole “No depictions of him ever or woe unto you” thing probably hurts Muhammad in the fame department vs. Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.

They care about enforcing the law.

Jesus, let him play in whatever helmet he wants. It's clearly too late to prevent a serious brain injury. 

Buddy. Give Cirque du Soleil a shot.

I’ve said it before, I will say it again. Javy Baez is a national treasure.

Nobody cares

I sleep 8 hours a night, spend time with my wife, don’t answer e-mails off hours and I’ve NEVER been fired by the Dolphins.
Check and mate, shitbrains.

I’ve gone the other way. I sleep 13 hours a night and I’m in the office max 3.5 hours a day. Two naps in the afternoon. I’m crushing it—average performance reviews two times running, honorary mention for best lunch co-host for recruits.

That looks like it belongs in an 80s movie depicting the 2000s. 

The company’s sales only totaled about $6,000 during the quarter, reports Bloomberg

1. He flipped off a family selfie. He’s at least an immature asshole, even on the off-chance he’s not a racist one.

If you drove cross country with someone that you like and it was boring, it’s not the fault of the car.

Let’s see....White, Texan, cross necklace, polarized lenses, Under Armor shirt...

Plot twist... the kid kicking his seat is a prospect for the Rangers.

It doesn’ t matter how bad the movie is, as long as you have family.

Ciabatta makes a horrible sandwich..its like , NO I DONT WANT TO CUT MY GUMS CRUNCHING THROUGH THIS DUMB BREAD...its a bad bread for anything other than dipping in EVOO

Wow. You’re truly incredible.