The dogs were looking a little huskier than usual.

Right before he was let go, a friend of his son was charged with suspicion of driving while intoxicated in a car that was registered to the coach’s son and wife. The friend was 19 years old at the time.

I think we all needed some time to decompress after finding out Gerald Ford was mauled senselessly by a circus lion at a convenience store.

Being Saban’s OC is a just a chance to launder your image for a year or two so you can take a lower-tier head coaching job before everyone realizes how replaceable you were at Alabama.

House is a fictional television show 

That’s hilariously stupid. I hope we get extra mail delivery when Trump dies. 

Okay, ALL federal employees makes more sense than just the USPS folks--which is what I thought the case was.

The worst thing people do in office bathrooms is judge me for farting at the urinal.  It’s the fucking bathroom.  I will fart in there if I want.  It’s better than unleashing hell on my cube-mates.

Maybe there’s something that happens every time an opponent takes a free throw that makes her think of her bad perm, and she’s just reacting?

Nathan For You connection aside, this truly is some horrifying capitalist bullshit.

Lets be happy that this fat woman did something about her weight. No reason to bash amazon for this, they had no part in it except retweeting the link to her story and being her employer.

I’m not a fan of Amazon, but I read the actual article telling the story and it seems like this woman was getting paid to make deliveries and she was doing it for extra side income while she got more exercise. Not one of Amazon’s most sinister moments, of which there are plenty.

(wistful sigh)

I know people don’t like hearing it but Scott Boras was right. If mid-tier teams don’t think there’s value in winning 86 games or even 76 instead of 60 then we’re going to see a lot of shitty teams and while tanking is bad in every sport, 162 games of it is ugly in a very different way. 

Yeah, these Anti-Gruden posts are funny when the analysis is actually meaningful. But “laugh at everything he does” gets old. 

I’m frankly a bit disappointed he didn’t attempt two more challenges after the first.

Yeah. I can’t stand the Raiders and think Gruden’s contract is the funniest thing in the NFL right now, but his explanation makes sense. And even if it didn’t, it’s not like it actually cost them anything since they had three timeouts with seven seconds left in the half.

I’m not sure I understand why you don’t buy his explanation. “No challenges within the 2-minute-warning” has been a rule since the replay system was implemented, when he was still coaching the first time around. It’s been the rule through all the games he commented. If this were a Jim Schwartz “whoops I forgot scoring…

I only ever used Tumblr for adult content so I guess I’m never going back.

I don’t disagree with any of the points you make, Lauren, but the obvious question here is... does anyone (other than UCF and their fans) really think UCF is a better team than Oklahoma or Notre Dame?