What happens if you push the big blue Dismiss button??  

You’re surprised that a German engineer cares more about beating their own performance benchmarks at the preeminent automotive test track, than about whether or not we get to play with a knob while driving?

Now the clock is right none times a day. 

two actual human workers on a cherry picker... nobody was injured.

That’s my fucking son you’re talking about, bud.

Yes, but the word ‘cow’ is commonly used to refer to all types of cattle. It stems from the lack of singular form for ‘cattle.’

Does settling make Winston legally “not guilty” of this charge since there is no conviction?

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

How do we know that’s not just a normal cow surrounded by a bunch of dwarf cows?

That’s great and everything but I still want to eat it. 

Pentatonix must be destroyed.

I am disappointed that the new QB isn’t Jake Jortles.

Two more weeks, tops, until he starts calling everyone communists to deflect blame.

Jeff Driskel!?!?

Do people who preach the "due process" line ever get tired of finding out these dudes are actually bags of shit?

Meet the newest Bengal

Fun fact: all unicycles are AWD.

A 27-24 game would likely have been decided by whichever team got the ball last...

That he’s a bad person should come as no surprise; it’s not like the University of North Texas was going to recruit a nice Green.