Sometimes I remember that I used to watch Mike & Mike every morning between 2008 and 2010 and it makes me so embarrassed. Twenty-somethings are fucking dumb.

You don’t think it’s all their shitty players?  

I’ve always fallen more on the savory side

His signature headwear is appropriate if he’s going to blow his top.

i am not convinced we required the explanation

Yeah, I hope he’s just expressing himself poorly, in stating his belief that the game of baseball is eternal and essential and will endure this particular player retiring, or whatever. But the fact is, I grew up loving Rusty Staub and Coco Laboy and Carl Morton and Ken Singleton and Tim Foli, not the ethereal…

I can’t be the only one stunned that Merril Hoge WROTE A DAMN BOOK! I mean I know he probably didn’t actually do much (any) of the writing, but presumably, he had to contribute something, right?

Laura, it seems like you don’t really believe in this 31 year-old middling minor leaguer.

As a non-Cowboys fan, the country at-large is tired of you Cowboys fans

I was being sarcastic, I could not care less about Muschamp. They all suck.

They ain’t counting shit in the brief time they’re looking at the receipt.

Whoa, buddy.  Don’t you go bringin’ your basic reading comprehension skills ‘round these parts.

“Carville, for his part, doubled down on his statement on Twitter, promising to provide documented evidence of this ongoing conspiracy...”

since when does espn apologize for people having shitty takes?

I have no friends and desperately need some, but I certainly wouldn’t be friends with these clowns.

If Bennett and Wohl had a kid, it would come out as current Rudy Giuliani.

Has he ever said “kimchi,” “Post Malone,” or “Deal Or No Deal”? Because I could get behind this.

“Many people are saying they’d like to play with me. The best people. Very best. Very beautiful people. My uncle, who was a player for MIT, told me that I have a great football mind. One of the best. Maybe the best. Very natural football scientist. Many people are saying so. I don’t know. Maybe I am.”

Except that the TV market is a cash cow, hence why Maryland was interesting to them in the first place.

I enjoyed this but the logic of the premise doesn’t seem consistent. You list several shows that were picked up that are not inhouse, and that netflix plans a 50/50 split of in house originals and licensed content. Isn’t it just the case that maybe the show had bad numbers and Netflix is no longer so desperate for…