HOLY SHIT I DO NOT CARE

This is why people laugh at those who ignorantly “bemoan the use of saber metrics.”

The biggest surprise of this whole thing is that this guy likes soccer. My jaw is on the floor.

Yeah, pretty much the same except for all the killing

He was busy anyways planting bombs in George Soros mailbox so probably couldn’t make it.

Fine, then sit in the No Fucking section, killjoy.

tbh fuckin’ in a car should be legal

I won’t be happy until this guy is behind uneven bars

I can’t nap, but I look forward to going to bed at night.

urethra genius or a idiot , + #1

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Odd. Mike usually keeps people in the dark regarding player safety.

The Giants training staff suggested it actually.

Counterpoint: Living in my dorm at college totally kicked ass. 

Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich is the greatest fast food item ever created and I will fight anyone who disagrees

You lost me at ‘Vancouver.’

I can see an argument on the second one, but on the first he’s sliding directly towards the bag and Arcia is on the base path. There’s nothing wrong with that play.

The Blue Screen of Death inevitably crashes all of us.

In the NFL’s defense, getting next to someone’s leg and breathing on it is fucking creepy.

I’m sorry, but I still don’t understand how working with Bloom’s *husband* means he definitely knows her. I couldn’t pick out 95% of my coworker’s spouses in a lineup. Also, she annoys the ever living shit out of me, so while in general NPH is insufferable, I was totes on his side for that particular beef.