If it goes all the way through the paving material and hits dirt

Well, to me, Lion King is an old movie. Not a really old movie, but still. Older than a new movie.

Are dealers still putting on a dealer markup? Why’re there not enough on the lots? And will there be a 2021?

Gerbil breeder?

What happened to the space between the kidney grilles? Are they trying to look more like Kia now?

At $67k, is it better (more fun) than a base 718 Boxster / Cayman?

Tongue in cheek

ahh... that’s not mud, then?

I am not sure if you have ever been graced with opportunity to drive a 1 series M. But on the off chance you have, which would you pick?

e v e r y t h i n g

You are SOFA KING. Baked.

Pretty sure there’s no such thing as this “Pot Hole” you speak of... Wait a second... I can’t feel the difference between me and the couch. Have I become the couch?

Even worse, that particular pothole was not in his network.

They were filling potholes in around my neighborhood a couple weeks ago and they found the giant one I had been dodging for weeks when I hear one of the crew yell, “WOOHOO, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT ONE!” 

Actually, “Pothole” would be a great name for when you experience THC-induced tachycardia and paranoia. Did you guys hear that? Seriously, I think the phone is ringing. No?

So we can replace defibrillators with potholes? This will save thousands!

Flatliners 2: Potholes

Next time somebody flatlines around me and I shout GET THIS MAN A POTHOLE! somebody get video.

On the opposite end, I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack when I hit some.