On time, just like a dealer looking for a new customer.

Is this what they mean when they say that on field chemistry is so important in the NFL?

whenever she participates in a race, but the only person capable of beating Ledecky is past versions of herself.

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

You know this is the Olympics, right? There are ceremonies ALL THE TIME.

What time does your TV show air?

A referral to a movie from 1968 is not a pop culture reference.

Totally agree. I just came to say “Yeah Jeet.”

Michael: “People love J.J. Watt, but they don’t really like J.J. Watt, know what I’m saying?”

At least we have another reason to call David, “Hop”.

How’s that for “method,” Jared? You fraud.

You could not *be* more wrong. That shirt is salmon, not orange.

It turns into a shitshow.

I take away points for being insensitive about Native American culture, but it’s kind of refreshing to see piss enthusiasts being represented for once.

Interesting story. She has a strong sock game, too.

Are you just going to keep us waiting for the story about the horse that finds its owner? I want to read it.

Poor little hobbit hasn’t had any steady work since Wilfred ended. It’s hard to see him like this.

I would imagine there's going to be a fair amount of cargo shorts in attendance.

Lately I’ve been experimenting with turning my baseball cap around so that the brim is behind me. It seems counter-productive, sure, but I feel it projects a signal that I’m ready to party and would be open to the company of hot babes.

I get not wanting to nibble on mediocrity, but I’d much rather nosh on adequacy than choke on greatness, assuming I can also sip on competence.