On time, just like a dealer looking for a new customer.

Is this what they mean when they say that on field chemistry is so important in the NFL?

NBC was doing a pretty good job of cupping his balls but I don’t think that left any marks.

whenever she participates in a race, but the only person capable of beating Ledecky is past versions of herself.

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

Maybe... Just maybe

You know this is the Olympics, right? There are ceremonies ALL THE TIME.

What time does your TV show air?

A referral to a movie from 1968 is not a pop culture reference.

Totally agree. I just came to say “Yeah Jeet.”

Michael: “People love J.J. Watt, but they don’t really like J.J. Watt, know what I’m saying?”

At least we have another reason to call David, “Hop”.

How’s that for “method,” Jared? You fraud.

You could not *be* more wrong. That shirt is salmon, not orange.

It turns into a shitshow.

Thanks for admitting to the world that you can’t read.

I take away points for being insensitive about Native American culture, but it’s kind of refreshing to see piss enthusiasts being represented for once.

Are you just going to keep us waiting for the story about the horse that finds its owner? I want to read it.

I get not wanting to nibble on mediocrity, but I’d much rather nosh on adequacy than choke on greatness, assuming I can also sip on competence.

You could make this list entirely out of Ultimates/Ultimatum issues and it would still be 100% accurate.