curious how she “made” this from the theme song, as it doesn’t share key, lyrics, tone, rhythm or any musical characteristics at all with the theme. it doesn’t appear to even be samples messed with, it honestly sounds like a cat fell asleep on an synth keyboard.

no one owns an xbox one. literally no one. not even you. you thought you did but look again. you never owned one. it was all in your head. was it all a dream? you don’t know. you just know you don’t own one because nobody owns one.

xbox one - nobody owns one.

Quite frankly, the internet has been nothing but a blessing for hate groups and for bigots. Yes, overall the internet has had a democratizing effect and I do think it has led to people in general becoming more liberal. But it has also led to people being reinforced in their crazy ideas in a way that was literally…

winner receives the “Kiko Alonso Blowjob Memorial Trophy”

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

this is such an underrated film. I probably watch this twice a year.

After reading about the change of format, I immediately thought of how Milo and his Adult Contemporary leanings paved the way...

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Hey we’re not all Browns fans.

you could have jammed a fork into Dirk Nowitzki’s eye

If he makes one more game like Lost Odyssey, I’ll write his name on my will and give him half of my money.

White privilege

RJ ESSAY BOOK — Draft 1 — 6/24/2016

About time you showed face.

Ah yes. The team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the Cavs. Would have comfortably handled the champs.

Not without a fight.

This is some good Kinja.

Thank god that “THAT GUY” didn’t take Friday off.

Rick Reilly, right? It’s both broadly offensive to numerous groups of people, and personally hurtful to Kaepernick.

Jay Cutler has zero chill.