Good dad, my ass. Look at how badly that kid’s missing his spots.

“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”

If they’re going to shove a shitload of advertisements and product placement down my throat then yes, they damn well better not be charging me for it too.
But they are, and they would be, so, I didn’t watch any of it. At all.

what is this

I called 31 GameStops and they all said this wasn’t true.

+1 for ol’ time’s sake.

I bet you love all those $60 dollar 1/2 finished games though. lolz

failed to hand the baton to English Gardner.’

Yes.

I’m so tired of hearing about Trump.

Come talk to me when you’re dealing with 26mm. I can’t stand it when 28mm people think they’re hot shit.

That’s right, question the LINGUIST on what language is. Excuse me whilst I prepare some popcorn.

Even for a layperson your inability to communicate well would be shocking, but if this was your resume for being a linguist I sure wouldn’t hire you.

Caramelized onions are way too much work for the end result. Like I’ve got time and the desire to stand there in front of my stove with the burner on low for 8 days waiting for that friggin’ onion to hit just the right shade of brown.

Now and forever: Get Bent

1) I didn’t forget Hatey or Spud. Their heyday was before my time, and what not.

OK, because I’m essentially a bitter, working class crank who retches a little when sincere appreciation isn’t first coated in a thick layer of contempt: on Monday, when Trump buys Gawker to use as a clearinghouse for Benghazi stories, and the NFL buys Deadspin as a place “for NFL fans to be NFL family”, I doubt…

IMG going through commenters and forgetting Gourmet Spud and Hatey Mclife was like recounting the 27 yankees and forgetting Ruth and Gehrig. Also big ups to Iracane for doing the dirty work and Sussman for the best puns.

I’ll bring the turntables and you get the microphone.

For the record, They don’t like being called “horse people”. Centaur is the preferred nomenclature.