Good dad, my ass. Look at how badly that kid’s missing his spots.

“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”

what is this

I called 31 GameStops and they all said this wasn’t true.

+1 for ol’ time’s sake.

I bet you love all those $60 dollar 1/2 finished games though. lolz

failed to hand the baton to English Gardner.’

Yes.

Caramelized onions are way too much work for the end result. Like I’ve got time and the desire to stand there in front of my stove with the burner on low for 8 days waiting for that friggin’ onion to hit just the right shade of brown.

Now and forever: Get Bent

1) I didn’t forget Hatey or Spud. Their heyday was before my time, and what not.

OK, because I’m essentially a bitter, working class crank who retches a little when sincere appreciation isn’t first coated in a thick layer of contempt: on Monday, when Trump buys Gawker to use as a clearinghouse for Benghazi stories, and the NFL buys Deadspin as a place “for NFL fans to be NFL family”, I doubt…

IMG going through commenters and forgetting Gourmet Spud and Hatey Mclife was like recounting the 27 yankees and forgetting Ruth and Gehrig. Also big ups to Iracane for doing the dirty work and Sussman for the best puns.

I’ll bring the turntables and you get the microphone.

Soy un perdedor

Look, we said we were sorry that we forgot your birthday, you don’t need to rub it in.

Analog games.

Definitely Ashley.

For the record, They don’t like being called “horse people”. Centaur is the preferred nomenclature.