Holy shit this weakass o-line against the hurricane that is the Broncos line.

why does graham feel like now is an appropriate time to talk about a guy shooting 73 or 74? don’t politicize this!

“I was hanging with a very hot girl (don’t ask. you wouldn’t know her and she lives in Canada) watching sports, benching 600 lbs., and eating raw meat when this smoking hottie (!!!) got up from my lap, where she had just had 20 orgasms from rubbing up against my massive dong, took my phone, and wrote those texts,…

I prefer (Redacted) cocaine (Redacted) bath salts (Redacted) off her pussy (Redacted) ball gag (Redacted) and a shaved billy goat.

like human platters, if that makes sense.

I actually can’t believe more police departments seem unaware of this. If you fuck up your community relations, it’s going to be much harder for you to do your job. You need your community to be willing to work with you if you’re actually going to attempt to solve crimes or whatever. Of course, it seems less and less…

Most timely and most accurate, we have a winner.

Avatar checks out.

Don’t dismiss getting pulled into a black hole. It happened to Ozzie Smith!

Probably the feet too; they’re important here.

I make funny? I can have cookie now?

Even the Porg couldn’t escape Jaba’s wrath...

Momoa finds a wedding without at least 3 deaths a dull affair.

take a hike, lenny kravitz!

Didn’t let water stop them before.

Still not the most disturbing thing from a Madsen...

Woah. What? Just about every white person is looking for a reason to use the n-word? Come on, man.

Ugh. He’s also the same asshole that threw a porn actress off a roof into a pool. I think she broke her foot and had to sue him because she couldn’t perform for a while and lost her only source of income. He’s so fucking gross and a total piece of shit.