I had a rough day and I hate the fuckin’ Eagles, man!

Thank you, as a means of coping I’m currently remembering the good ol’ days when the NCAA was pure and ethical.

Sorry about your heart being broken by a team led by filthy cheaters.

Camelpaks full of Mountain Dew.

During a late afternoon press conference, Hayes said the decision was painful

Counterpoint: sun’s out.

It seems more like an intervention than a confrontation.

Google translation of a French article: http://www.ladepeche.fr/article/2017/09/25/2652381-stade-velodrome-supporter-om-marque-contre-tfc.html

This is a good soccer man.

Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.

He fucking sucks.

I wouldn’t. Blucifer has killed before and I’m sure he would again.

Siemian is a puzzler too, as he’s acquitted himself quite well in his role, which is to say a perfectly fine game manager.

Trevor Siemian is a top 3 QB through two games...

Kick It Out called it “offensive and discriminatory” and said “racist stereotypes are never acceptable, irrespective of any intention to show support for a player,” per the BBC.

He looks ribbited for her pleasure.

Jolie, I tried to get vomit and blood out of my Chris Conte jersey with a ShopVac and now my ShopVac is clogged. How do I clean up the hell that is my life?

Does “Covered in Giants fan puke” also mean “wearing a Phil Simms jersey”?

Barfer still had a better game than Ereck Flowers

That’s how you get a guinea pig with really strong views on immigration.