Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

I believe he is what you get when Sanders gets his rocks off.

Or the dragons, like the middle ages documentary, Game of Thrones.

I already posted this, but I can hear ya, and I got a little story to tell ya. There was a little boy born in 1985 and his dream was to post old YouTube clips multiple times in the gray section of Deadspin articles... And now I’m living that dream. So say a prayer, we’re all in this together.

Too soon!

Wins Above Resurrection

Nailed it.

This is finally gonna be Tottenham’s year!

But it’s about to happen over a Trump candidacy.

I would vote for either Terry Crews or President Camacho over Trump.

“How did you feel after that Lost last season?”

Some people, many people, are saying we need Ernest/Trump erotic fan fiction. I wouldn’t say that but some people are.

Easily the most erotic of the Ernest movie series.

Billy really is doing God’s work. #MakeAmericaBrannigan

Many people are saying Donald Trump funds NAMBLA. Smart people, the best people, are saying Donald Trump funds NAMBLA. I myself do not know if Donald Trump funds NAMBLA, but I would very much like for there to be research into Donald Trump funding NAMBLA, if indeed Donald Trump funds NAMBLA.

We high five. Tell ourselves we are still young and awesome, and then listen intently to try and figure out if the kids heard us; all while the dog watches with a disgusted look on his face.

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

That haircut is business in the back, Megan’s Law in the front.

Replacing “splice” with “fuck” makes this a lot funnier.