Well thanks. I’m a lady Deadspinner, but I will accept honorary bro status for this discussion. I played and coached college volleyball for a long time. It’s the sport I know best.

Bro. You’re spiking the hell out of this discussion.

What you’re seeing is the way that serving philosophy has evolved in the last few (10-15 years) in both the men’s and women’s game—although I would argue that it is more prominent in the men’s game. With the men, if you serve “easy” to get your serve in the court, the opposing team is going to crush the ball back at…

During my job interview, my boss asked me if I had experience using Excel. I told him that I excelled in it and got a little chuckle out of him. I have no clue what the fuck I’m doing on Excel, but no one has noticed for 8 years.

“Heck! Dang peanuts made me thirsty again. Better find that feller with the milk!”

That would allow for some sweet Jumbo-tron intros.

My teams are “The Under In The Browns Game” and “Whoever Is Playing The Browns Minus Whateverthefuck”

God’s first attempt at populating the world through incest ran into a few snags, but he drowned everybody and tried again. God’s no fucking quitter.

I can’t take it anymore. Please... enough with the damn Pokemon.

You miss 100% of the memes you don’t tweet.

Those are his Bad News Jeans

Yeah? Then why am I masturbating and trying to get the layering right in photoshop, smartass?

Or the Bills fans who swapped a beej for a rookie linebacker’s jersey?

I can’t wait for GTA VI:Rio. You can either kill a bunch a people or try for a gold medal in kayaking.

So was she.

Full Kit Wanker. Dude is living the dream.

You should definitely read “Slow Getting Up” if you haven’t already.

Coors Field actually has great drainage (and a heated field) that was cutting edge 1995 and has been upgraded several times since. It just rained that fucking much. Denver might have 300 days of sunshine a year, but when it rains, well, you know.