The go fuck yourself tee.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

My wife never told me it was next to a Super Chicken. This should definitely make it easier to find..

Thank you for standing up for the rights of Goof-Americans

It’s like bad lip reading, but real and funnier.

You find a razor on the ground, you’re going to use it.

Oldest trick in the book. Jimmy’s gonna fill his bindle with everyone else’s clothes.

As an autistic person it blows my mind that people would rather have a dead kid than an autistic one.

We are still unsure what happened

Misandry!!!

Yes. Okay. That’s a good and smart thing to do.

This is one of the greatest posts ever

Imagine having to take the 7 train to the ballpark next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids and some running back who just got ejected from a game. It’s depressing.

“That was sick! I’m never washing this hair again!”

It sounds like TMNT, and that’s final. We’ve decided on this five years ago, and do the US Mutant Ninja Turtles song. I still don’t know why this isn’t our mascot.

Always a punch truther.

Ah, Gheorge Muresan, and commercials? I’m sorry, but I must:

Could be. I think these are right there with it.