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Rusty Cunts

Compromise: allow holding, but also allow defensive players to lube themselves up however they see fit

Thank goodness someone finally had the balls to stand up to these predatory teenage girls victimizing thirsty ass men in power.

Put me on record as saying welding devices should be kept out of the hands of sex robots.

Almost exactly 18 years ago in college, my wife grabbed my ass in a bar and we went home together (we knew each other before that). Been married 12 years

That’s where I went to high school! East, East, Angels! Halo-lo, Halo-lo, Hey!

Actually, Jesus saves and Zlatan nets the rebound

He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin...

Once when we were much younger, I let my wife (then girlfriend) hold it while I peed so she could write her name in the snow. Pissing your name in the snow is one of the great joys of penis ownership.

In middle school we made little blow dart guns by putting pins through spit wads. So simple and so dangerous. Pretty sure that would get you expelled or worse today.

Please give me one where Tyrion finishes the damn “Jackass and honeycomb in a brothel” joke

Gimme a Lyanna Mormont Prequel

I’m totally re-creating this for my coed over-30 indoor game tonight

These are certainly good suggestions for tripping balls. I have enjoyed tripping while camping/hiking. And bring a whiffle ball bat.

MILF Island

When I was in elementary school, my friends and I built a giant snow boob and sang “We built this titty from ice and snow!”

For a European side I would have expected a score more like 4skin - 1

I’m thinking it was here