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Kick It Out called it “offensive and discriminatory” and said “racist stereotypes are never acceptable, irrespective of any intention to show support for a player,” per the BBC.

He looks ribbited for her pleasure.

Jolie, I tried to get vomit and blood out of my Chris Conte jersey with a ShopVac and now my ShopVac is clogged. How do I clean up the hell that is my life?

Does “Covered in Giants fan puke” also mean “wearing a Phil Simms jersey”?

Barfer still had a better game than Ereck Flowers

Are you going to gyms solely to set up the AV equipment?

Theory: She had one in mind, but it’s something intense and involved (“I carve marble busts of assassinated world leaders”) and when he presented his totally banal list (“I enjoy breathing and looking at things that are in front of me”) she panicked and gave up.

Been lied on a lot over the years

I grew up in Colorado Springs. The city had it coming.

The only person with crappier runs in Colorado this past weekend was Ezekiel Elliott.

Yeah, they totally do! Just ask USC, who managed to draw almost 85,000 fans to their football stadium, exceeding the combined attendance of both the Rams and Chargers.

It’s literally an MLS stadium, home to the LA Galaxy.

Yes, but there’s nothing sadder than watching an Oldhoe tryin to get her kicks

To be fair, Philip Rivers’ kids had clarinet lessons that day.

I’m guessing that guy is used to viewing cheerleaders on his monitor and then rubbing one out.

“We also have to make sure that we learn as much as we can about how the cheerleader may have provoked the cameraman” - Stephen A Smith

If you dropped a tray of fried chicken and Colt 45 and then said “Dang, I just had a BLACCIEDENT!!” THAT would be wrong. So don’t do that.

Don’t forget the role that killer rabbits played.

That’s how you get a guinea pig with really strong views on immigration.