The Mad King’s cruelest act was banning fur shorts in all the seven kingdoms.

You should definitely read “Slow Getting Up” if you haven’t already.

Coors Field actually has great drainage (and a heated field) that was cutting edge 1995 and has been upgraded several times since. It just rained that fucking much. Denver might have 300 days of sunshine a year, but when it rains, well, you know.

You mean Freedom Drain, right?

Looks more like an A’s game.

I don’t know where they found her, but she’s perfect for the character/role. Every time she opens her mouth to speak, I think “Oh shit, here it comes!”

Arya Stark for Secretary of State.

That nice helping of humble pie a girl served made the whole show worth it.

LADY MORMONT FOR PREZ 2016

I perceived it as deliberate provocation

As a fan of the Sixers I am jealous that you have a boot.

And there’s this

okay, but what a shit lineup.

I’d love to watch LeBron try sepak takraw.

“Could be worse, you could be in Steph Curry’s shoes.”

$6 Wentz...Non The Richer

Motion to rename the Portuguese side “The Wilting Manboys of Portugal”

Haters will say it’s fake. Sad.