It’s gotta be Kingley. The derp level of that thing is off the charts.

God I love him.

GO GET HIM OBAMA

I think it is this.

Zero Sense or Sensibility

One of my favorite books as a kid was Caps for Sale. I was not a cool kid.

It’s just as satisfying to shit talk a cheetah whether you have kids or not.

First Law Of Takes: A take shall remain in effect until its retraction is demanded by a more powerful organization.

Maybe he was under extreme Burress.

Butler over Duke would be a really good choice.

BullFUCKINGshit NO!! I would rather drink a bottle of Cristal that is filled with nothing but Mercury Morris’s piss than ever deal with the thought of Massholes talking about how their facking team is the greatest evah because they won more games than the ‘72 Fins evah did.

Yeah but you see, I don’t really have to hear from the ‘72 Dolphins unless I seek it out because you don’t see to many Dolphins fans around. Pats fans are everywhere and totally unavoidable no matter where you live. So, fuck the Pats.

Rockies over Red Sox in 2007... would have made that run the Rockies went on that much more historic, and an even more noticeable and completely random footnote in the long history of baseball.

So I'll be that guy, we were ALWAYS that insufferable, championships just encouraged the Boston faithful to spread their Massholiness to the rest of the country.

I’d give him four more if it meant zero for the Patriots.

Over the Patriots? You wouldn’t believe how OK I am with that.

Rockies over Red Sox in 2007. That second world series truly made Boston fans insufferable. Also prevented a story book ending for Colorado who entered the series 21-1