I had a guy in my grad program who didn’t shower (or brush his teeth). Ever. Everyone cringed when he walked in the seminar room and prayed that he didn’t sit next to them. Like it mattered, because you could smell him from three chairs away.

The answer is: NONE.

This is from one of the Big Corp companies that also tell us to slather on toothpaste to cover the entire surface of one’s toothbrush: it is a waste of product.

A little dab of bacon grease behind her ears and between her breasts and I follow my wife around all day.

This is so easy.

Personally I think “none” is exactly the right amount of perfume/cologne.

Termination could entitle him to benefits/golden parachutes, if he quits then no payout would be required.

You are a goddamn genius

We really should start spreading rumors in China about the healing properties of Republicans.

That’s why they cut down the coverage here.

Meh. I’ll stick with Genghis Khan’s original rule which said that food left on the floor for five hours is still probably okay to eat.

Let ‘em get dirty!

Yes. I HATE mayo with a passion.

I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to use regular LED bulbs with dimmers. We use ‘dimmable’ LEDs in our dining room light fixture, and have never noticed any noise. They were a bit more expensive than regular LEDs, but not by much.

Actually it’s not. It’s very plainly written into the constitution in multiple places.

>According to the US Energy Information Administration, the average American household has been using the same amount of energy since the late 80s<

Since I am a Bastard:

Said the SJW on Jezebel, without a trace of irony.

No white people didn’t invent us vs them. Us vs Them is part of all territorial mammals ingrained programming. ‘If you’re not part of my tribe, you’re a threat.’

Right. Just pick a more academic-sounding name, and no one ever has a problem with the course’s existence. The choice of name seems like an attention-grabbing ploy to me.