I had a guy in my grad program who didn’t shower (or brush his teeth). Ever. Everyone cringed when he walked in the seminar room and prayed that he didn’t sit next to them. Like it mattered, because you could smell him from three chairs away.

The answer is: NONE.

Damn kids today, always recording everything just so they can use the Internets to put it on the Youtubes!

This is from one of the Big Corp companies that also tell us to slather on toothpaste to cover the entire surface of one’s toothbrush: it is a waste of product.

A little dab of bacon grease behind her ears and between her breasts and I follow my wife around all day.

This is so easy.

Personally I think “none” is exactly the right amount of perfume/cologne.

“Well, thank gawd we had the camera running for this one, honey!”

Why marching soldiers break cadence when crossing bridges...

Termination could entitle him to benefits/golden parachutes, if he quits then no payout would be required.

You are a goddamn genius

We really should start spreading rumors in China about the healing properties of Republicans.

But it stopped the cancer right?

That’s why they cut down the coverage here.

Meh. I’ll stick with Genghis Khan’s original rule which said that food left on the floor for five hours is still probably okay to eat.

Let ‘em get dirty!

Actually the Tesla did do something that most humans dont, it was following at a safe distance!!

I was waiting for them to start shouting “EXTERMINATE!”

I would watch that video