Am I supposed to be relieved by this? This man knowingly and willingly exposed his partners to a potentially life threatening disease without their consent. At least one contracted the disease.

He brings a commendable philosophical perspective to the role of doctor.

If Elon is really going to fulfill his Tony Stark-esque destiny, he needs to hit the gym a bit.

Except for non procedural languages, such as Fortran, ALGOL and Lisp. Some of us old timers were ‘there’ when it happened.

I really hope this is the only year we have this weird conversation about “Baby It’s Cold Outside”. That song is not about date rape, he his not spiking her drink with drugs. It’s two people who want to fuck and are flirt singing about it within the confines of society circa 1944.

I know a guy that when his GF says “pick a place”, thats exactly what he does. He drives to a restaurant without saying another word, parks and gets out of the car. She has started to catch on.

If only it were that simple. Here’s how it goes in my home (I’m fairly sure I’ve posted this before, but nothing has changed.)

It wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world for Jezebel commenters to take a minute before breaking out the pitchforks every time one of these stories pops up. This story is a good reminder to not take everything you see on the internet at face value, even if it really really really fits in with your worldview. There…

Because this is Jezebel, and the bloggers here have a narrative to confirm to.

Ivanka is just going to need to prove she isn’t a dumb plastic surgery bitch like the rest of the women that surround Trump. So far, nothing tells me she isn’t.

Who is shocked by this, other than progressives who wanted it to be true since it paints Trump supporters in a bad light?

What are journalists? You mean news celebrities?

I remember when journalists used to investigate a story BEFORE releasing it to the public.

That’s not really Merlan’s gig either.

Both (judge me).

Why people - and by people I mean the midia, the press - isn’t saying the obvious openly (just hinting at it in convoluted ways): Mike Pence is the new President of The United States...? One could say it’s unnecessary, because pretty much everybody has already figured that out. But while not publicly acknowledging it,…