I have a friend who teaches creative writing, and she has to deal with so much MRA fantasies-as-fiction, similar to this, that I don't know how she keeps her eyes from rolling out of her head.

UGH. I picked the treadmill in front of the Fox News television at the gym last night and this was on. I had to stop myself multiple times from hurling my iPod at the screen. And OF COURSE this was the only show that was subtitled for easy reading while jogging (which, truth be told, is more of a…

Watch and cringe as one of the brothers drops his head into his hands and bemoans, "Oh God, it's mom."

This is the greatest fucking thing I have ever seen.

Here's Milla, my little rescue kitty… we just has our 3rd anniversary last month. Love the little wee beastie!

Read this as "What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?"

What were you wearing, Chuck-E-Cheese? Mighta been asking for it.

I thought it was because of these little guys?

There is an obvious, elegant solution to this crisis.

Has anyone seen "keep wrapping" lady today?

This really is an absurd policy. I'm not allowed to give blood because I could be a carrier of Mad Cow's disease. I'm pretty much 10000% positive I don't have it, but they'd have to kill me to test me. So, fine. I won't give blood. But blood can fairly easily be tested for HIV/Aids. It seems like it wouldn't be that…

So what is the request so we don't have to go through the effort of pretending to work there?

So... Can we name the baby South West? Or is Kanye gonna be mad if we do?

I hate people who bring their babies with them on planes.

Jackie didn't get all those sweet, sweet clicks from publishing the article. Rolling Stone did. They took a risk and it didn't work out for them. When that article was first published, people were talking Pulitzer. I think Jackie has enough problems in her life without also being held responsible for Rolling Stone's…

"I keep wondering if its possible that Jackie simply mistook the name of another fraternity"

RS should have taken a page with how the Toronto Star investigated the allegations against Ghomeshi. They went to great lengths making sure the victims stories were well-vetted and researched. And even though they had emails and texts from Ghomsehi to the women, they STILL weren't going to go live with the story until…

Seriously...WHAT THA HELL IS THAT?!?!?!

(The game isn't specifically targeted to kids, but it's rated 4+, and it's hard to imagine many adults who want to spend time nurturing pretend cats.)