Yeah, I've avoided certain machines for that very reason. No I would not like to stare at The Five Morons, thank you. However, if Fox was on a screen behind me I could pretend that I was running away from them....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Those_Who… Oh yeah. There is a description of a 15 year old girl "smoking the pipe" of one of the male characters for drugs. Also the entire premise of the book is scary considering who wrote it - its about a disgruntled newsman who goes on a murder spree after he was fired. Yeah.

.........says the man who wrote a novel about f-ing an underage girl.

Women are now penalized for dying. Does it ever end?

I had to wait for mine to retire. The first day after she left was one of the most glorious of my life.

"I don't think I'll ever forgive him for that," the girl's mom wrote in a letter to Jeopardy! producers.

"Oh God, it's mom."

It doesn't matter how old you are or how much status you've gained, mom can always tell you when to cut your shit.

Look at it this way, you didn't go home exposed to urine and vomit. Your friends walked out of there as human petri dishes.

Uhh, the bike guy story made my skin crawl. And the boy scouts - don't try to tell me that men aren't taught early on in life that harassing women is acceptable behavior.

It also makes me think that he'd snitch and give up his sources just to be "liked" by law enforcement.

I'm not totally sure, but I don't think they had enough evidence to convict him for that.

I usually dislike clothing on animals, but this rat pulls it off well.

People at CNN are having an awfully hard time controlling their mouths lately.

Just think. 500 years ago this person would have had their head chopped off.

But right now male pedophiles, dressed as MEN, can enter bathrooms, locker rooms, sleeping areas where young boys are. Why is Michelle Duggar not up in arms about that?

Natural deodorant.

Hey, me too. It's been like 20 years. Haven't developed mad cow disease yet. The funny thing is, when I was over there - I couldn't afford to eat meat so it wasn't even a possibility.

Her assholishness has nothing to do with her appearance.

Yeah. What he said.