You are too generous. All Christmas shopping should be online online and is limited to buying only for kids, no public decorations/music /general merriment outside of your own home, NO commercials, Christmas trees go up Christmas Eve and come down on the 26th. Give my a bottle of coffee brandy early on the 24th and…

"Is this a real feature of cat people?" Yes. Do not judge.

I can't decide if they're evil or cute :)

I put a security camera in my apartment for when I'm away and I do tune in specifically to watch the cats when I'm not home. They do nothing. Absolutely nothing. They pick a spot in the morning to sleep and they stay there all friggin day except to poop and eat. I was hoping they had cat parties, invited some…

Exactly. Bad parenting does contribute to the national economy.

Wait, this was an episode of I Love Lucy ;)

My dad shaving his beard off was one of my earliest memories and I had the exact same reaction. Burst out crying because this man I loved turned into some sort of stranger. I must have been around 3. It was my first existential crisis.

Install air conditioning and set it on high. Everyone will cover up. Compensate for the extra cost by keeping the heat off in the winter. Everyone will keep covered up.

Challenge accepted.

"Why the fuck is Charlie Sheen bro hugging me?"

Yes, they were. I remember that.

Excuse me while I go check out the Miley Cyrus article in order to restore me to my previous level of cynicism.

Never ending pasta = never ending diabetes.

Agree with you 100%. Age can make you a better parent because of simple life experience. I knew nothing in my 20's. Of course I thought I did, but looking back I really didn't.

We all came into this world skinny-dipping.

My ex-roommate's dog used to eat socks all the time. We'd find poop-crusted socks in the yard all the time.

At least he didn't leave "U DIE" or something.

Mine too, I literally had to wrap them up in a bag immediately and put them in the outside can. Otherwise, it would look like a post-surgical operating room floor for a week every month.

Yeah, I think the same thing. Personally I like watching the other person while I'm not "involved" in my own thing so separate is my preferable experience. And kudos to you for getting two in for his one. That is impressive.

Bull. On the way out, after picking up their diabetes and high blood pressure meds, does it make sense that people are faced with aisles and aisles of food that is essentially killing them? Would this ever happen in a doctor's office? Diabetes is so widespread that insurance companies aren't even charging co-pays for…