"...Tobacco products have no place in a setting where health care is delivered."

My best story - I was working at a rural restaurant and saw a red squirrel sneak in through a large crack under a screen door, run through main kitchen during dinner service - no one noticed him, then he jumped up on a counter in the pastry area in the back, take a whole muffin (this wasn't his first time apparently),…

Also, its to the server's benefit to steer you away from anything that's crappy. Better experience for you = better tip hopefully.

Nah, they don't mind giving their opinions, they just don't want to make the choice.

Re: the hot coffee. I worked at a B&B and had a woman who stayed a week who wanted her coffee, and the cup it was in, scorching hot. We literally had to nuke the thing for several minutes and bring it out with oven mitts on. Then she would let it sit and cool down for several minutes. We just didn't get it. In…

Agree, but and considering that one journalist was already beheaded two weeks ago and ISIS was threatening to do another, you would think they would have pulled the campaign entirely way before the release date.

"He was woken up suddenly by his cat, Sally, who was standing on his head and meowing loudly."

Take the damn guess work out of it. Make a list of specific things you want, rank them in order of importance, and negotiate these things with the other. If one person wants a weekly foot rub, say you'll trade that for coffee in bed on the weekends. If one person wants to have sex five nights a week, exchange that for…

There are other choices for you. Don't engage in such dangerous behavior. The streets are such a lonely place.

I check for hairballs. They're kinda scary.

Start hoarding them while you still have time! And, there's still paper towel rolls. Right???????

Of course it does. They don't actually have a genuine concern for the environment. And they get to fire people I'm sure.

Trade magazine? This would make totally effective bedtime reading.

The response that was referenced in the article, about the woman's daughter's friend who would overeat while out with them, was atrocious as well. She basically joined in on attacking this little girl and not pointing out that perhaps this woman needs to stop being so judgmental and start being a little more…

Hopefully she will get some intensive therapy. She needs to fully absorb that it was the adults around her who were reckless in this situation - not her.

I volunteer for petting duty. I have been thoroughly vetted by two members of your community who take over my lap every night.

Did they check this with DHHS? All those upcoming unplanned pregnancies and STD's visits and all....

"Hey, Frisky, I knocked this asshole thing off my head. You can too."

Any answer that involves more catnip is ok by them.

Errr, this is embarrassing. Of course the Catluminatti does not exist, but if they did, when is the next secret meeting? Let's just say that I have a few "outliers" who got high on catnip one night and missed the memo. Just kidding! (I'm not). ^..^