Back in my days of being almost as poor as dirt, I remember an argument over whether or not we could use the last of the gas to take the kid to the doctor and if the small medical condition could just wait two days (or just clear up on its own). If we used the gas, I couldn't get to work the next day. It was just a…

Water gun filled with urine and pepper spray. Problem solved.

Four is great. At five you do start getting the cat lady joke though. Like thats a bad thing!

Streetcats turned housecats are the best. None of this flakey "Thank you for letting me share your space"/"rescuing me"/devotion crap. They take over and you are left with only occasional side-glances that express their disdain that you still reside in their newly-conquered house. If they could write eviction notices…

It does extend to black and white cats for some reason. This country is just not as ready for interracial children as much as we think. Just look at what they're doing to Obama. It's a shame. But seriously, any animal shelter will tell you that black and white cats have a hard time being adopted. I don't see why…

So on top of all of that the baby has a better than average chance having severe, lifelong disabilities and may remain in state custody for the rest of his or her life. This is such a win win for everybody......

Is Steve Love single? Please please say yes.

I'm guessing they are some type of specially-trained therapy dogs who are taught to respond to people in a loving manner. I doubt they just grabbed the nearest dog and stuck him in there.

Blame it on the youngest kid. Always works.

Small terriers are just nutso. I love them, I love all dogs, but they are just a walking advertisement for ADHD treatment.