Answer: Tom Lewand. Most teams would have dismissed a team president after a drunken driving incident. The Lions let him stay on.

The fucking roomba point guard killed me lol

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

He’s not wrong.

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

In his next at bat, the kid was beaned by Justin Verlander

He’ll never be a Cardinal.

That’s a real punch to the face right there.

I’ve read this story three times and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I’m just going to assume that all three of these people are probably assholes.

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

but let’s just go ahead and use the C-word.

Big deal. I manage to get some work done while commenting on here at the same time

Ironically, he could use some work on his offensive lines.

But apparently I’d hit too close to home, because he turned his back to me, the back of his head literally an inch from my face.

Who’s a good boy?! The Retrievers are good boys! Good boys!

In the tournament that they call the The Big Dance

that’s my bread, and I earned my bread

I can’t wait for all the shitty slogans they can put on T-shirts to psych the fans up for the Case Keenum era: