He then proceeded to tell Finn he could do "whatever he wanted" as Finn dug in the dirt beside home plate.

He should never have gotten this platform, but I'm holding out hope that the he sticks around long enough for an actual contender to kick the ever-loving shit out of him. Silver linings.

God, I love this. I know a ton of the workers at Cap One, and I only wish I knew which one this was so that I could give them a hug.

I wouldn’t want to spend eight minutes in Columbus.

It's becoming harder and harder for me to say anything to defend Wilson, and I'm a Caps fan. He cost us as many opportunities last year as he created, and he's a tool off the ice too.

THAT’S JUST WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!!!

Always in moderation, though, or else you’ll end up playing butt-ass naked.

I used to feel uncomfortable trying explain a rule's gray area to my friends who are casual football fans, so it's nice to feel like even the players and the officials are shrugging at each other going, "Is it a penalty? Fuck if we know!"

Fuck American health care, man.

Only the Orioles could figure out a way to make me upset that one of the guys on my OWN FUCKING TEAM is hitting home runs. Dan Duquette and Peter Angelos can both eat shit.

To be fair, this play probably gained a good deal of traction on Twitter, just not the way he wanted.

That second shot was filthy. Soto looked disgusted by that ball and willed it away from his presence.

I can tell you his teammates want this for him. They’re all getting their day, but with as long as Ovie’s wanted to be here and the way he carried them at times over the last few years, they don’t care if he hogs it for a while.

There’s your physics lesson for the evening, kids!

He’s fine, by the way.

That, I feel like, is the point glossed over here. The Lions should have known this, yes, but the guy worked for the Patriots for over a DECADE, what the hell were they doing that missed this for so long??

To his point, the glaring lack of the word “aboot” during American hockey broadcasts is appalling.

What The Hell, Ovi?

https://youtu.be/6ZHqfOeagio

Put him at running back, the Eagles could use a few more of those.