Me too.

“I learned to read!”

“Hey Giants, the best way to get rid of Apple cancer is chemotherapy. Trust me on this…”

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

Well, that makes him the first.

Came here to post that video. Vigneault laughing is one of my favourite things.

Not sure why Curt chose to “@” Donald Trump in those last 2 tweets.

When talking about Alain laughing, you gotta show this one:

Meanwhile, my goddamned, miserable, worthless, shitfuckular Buffalo Sabres got shut out yet again last night, giving up not one but two empty-netters in a 3-0 loss to the Bruins. Even if the Sabres had won, they still wouldn’t be in double-digits in the win column. But yet the fucking Golden Knights can cobble…

Those are awesome. I would absolutely bu- [checks prices of undesigned goalie pads] SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS WHO WOULD BUY THOSE THINGS

CBC hired Matt Lauer and Harvey Weinstein?

No wonder the Orioles never sign anyone! Our GM is an old white dude! He can’t push a blocking sled for shit!

Jesus, McAdoo’s really gone off the deep end.

Is this news? I rely on Coffey to make butt shots on a daily basis.

Bought? Clearly these people did not attend UCLA.

Took that brutal injury and still wrote the article about it. You are a true company man. Da real MVP.

Early scouting reports say Joanna Rothkopf has a high motor. Bobby Finger is a high risk/low reward situation. Jason Torchinsky has a bit of a GLORY BOY reputation. Potential locker room distraction there

Hopefully Marchman appreciates your even-handed coverage of your own gruesome injury. Get well soon, Chris.

Fricassee gator run a slim jim nawlins nawlins gumbo who dat.

Definitely not as good a joke as the Cowboys’ playoff resume since Super Bowl XXX.