Today, Bonilla-Bowman decided to take a knee.

Really gonna want to let that Butt stretch out before you put it to work.

Hmmm...does he have an alibi to corroborate that he wasn’t anywhere near the airspace 30,000 feet above the route from Minneapolis to Chicago last night?

Jake Allen also captures every nuance of when I try to slide into someone’s DM’s.

Any furniture store.

Serves him right for wearing an Acetony Romo jersey

In conclusion, fuck Thierry Henry.

Machado, who was serenaded all evening by visiting fans with chants of “Future Yankee,” is on a roll.

Sophie had a better choice.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

On behalf of the Red Wings fans all.across the nation, allow me to say: Fuck you, assholes. Get your own goddamn symbol.

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

I think by now, most Mets fans are angry that the games start at all.

At least they got Rafael AT&T’s name right.

Holy shit. I knew Sammy Sosa looked a little bit whiter a few years back. I didn’t know he’s Asian now.

“Some of y’all can count TO TEN?!”

The people who criticize him for this decision are also the same people that can’t add if the sum is greater than 10, due to a lack of additional fingers.

Racism? At an Indians game?

You’re a typo.