Also the two likeliest subjects my uncle starts complaining about after his fourth 7-and-7.

Here come the O’s with just enough good play to make sure they are not going to make any real change to the roster for the long haul. Then back to being shitty after the trade deadline. Book it.

Asked about Allen’s pronunciation of Cousins’ first name, a team spokesman said it sounded that way because of the Redskins president’s accent.

Pillar gets caught by surprise by the perfectly legal quick pitch and swings at something 5 feet out of the zone, and his reaction is to call the pitcher a “f****t.”

He’s never been IN the black either.

“Yeah, but IS it what it is?”

So...he has risen?

I can’t be the only one who believes “bababooey” guy needs to be launched into the sun.

Mega Monster 24-ounce drinks.... yes.

When you can fire the FBI guy, but can’t fire the Senators

Matt Wieters with a full-body eye roll.

As an Orioles fan, I want this week to end.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Setting my alarm for 530AM to get the full 4.5 hours of Kirk and Callahan on WEEI with the HOTTEST TAKES. It’s going to be great. You’ll get Sully from Carver with his “I have a black friend” take. You’ll get Ben from Manchester who once sat in the out field in Fenway in the 1980s and NEVER HEARD A RACIST COMMENT, so…

So you’re saying the Mets let their gaard down.

Last time I saw an uppercut that brutal, I was watching a “Punch-Out” speedrun. Goddamn.

I couldn’t believe Klitschko didn’t go down with the clean shot. But it clearly put him completely out of sorts till the TKO.

Russell Westbrook: “I don’t give a fuck about the line.”

It’s the Browns. This is like Schrödinger’s Draft Pick. Whoever they choose has a 50% chance of being a dead cat.

poor guy didn’t know the deer was Blitzen.