he’s already been DFAd, so they will not have to know that particular pain
still, this was a pretty good truncated Guthrie Experience, they definitely got the gist

Do you think he made a wish while the Nats were getting blown out?

And for just a second, she was queen. All of her troubles forgotten. Life felt better, filled with purpose. No matter that soon she would be walking out of that stadium and back into the cold reality of living in Pittsburgh, she would forever have this moment. The girls at the end of the Heinz Cocktail Sauce…

Red Sox Fan Acts Like A Red Sox Fan

Easy. Carl Spackler’s 1980 call of former assistant groundskeeper Carl Spackler winning the Masters.

He’s probably crying because he realizes he needs to spend time in Philadelphia.

I hate having those unexpected ejectulations when reaching first base.

“How the hell is Josh McCown still in the NFL?”

Please keep in mind; if you’re streaming video to watch your favorite player shooting free throws, you’re consuming network resources that could be served to support the Warfighter.

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

Old habits die hard, I guess. But if the team really wanted this behavior to change, shouldn’t they have named themselves Atlanta Delta?

“These people have awful names.”

I 100% expected him to be shirtless under his suit jacket.

My toddler won’t stop screaming GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHZZZZZOOOOOOO at peak child volume (1 million decibels), which is his attempt at my GGGGAAAALLLLLLAAAAAZZZOOOO...and now my wife looks like she wants to murder both of us. Whoops. New skill unlocked for the kid.

I dunno if it’s just the scars but Guy Boucher strikes me as a man who you would not want to trifle with.

Maybe NBA dudes should have to graduate from college

The kids are alright.

It’s about player safety. What if they infect the opposing team with cooties?

Obligatory