Rest in Pizza-Pizza

I hope someone bodyslams Dolan from space into the core of the goddamn earth.

The Stars have been largely directionless since they moved from Minnesota.

Oakley’s Wikipedia page at the moment:

Man who would hate Obama so much to put him on the hornets? What’s next Biden on the Sixers? YOU SICK FUCKS!

“We only believe in sex among the unwilling and unpaid.”

Lane Kiffin does a great impression of Philip Seymour Hoffman doing an impression of Lane Kiffin.

Even if he were blacklisted he could try hitting dingers for another team under an assumed name.

“Irsay dropped this minor bomb”

A surname on the silverest of platters for Kinja. I await the brilliance.

“Old man doesn’t understand how voting works, wants someone to tell him how to feel about things: The story of the 2016 Election.”

There are better uses for that:

Short, to the point, and gratuitously embarrassing to DB’s everywhere.

We’re doing it just for you, sixto.

SMH, it’s never the guys you expect

Well, if anyone can appreciate how wrong it is to plunder land belonging to others, it’s the Vikings.

It’s good to take a look back back back back back back

Talk about Mixon it up.....