This fan needs to remember what happened the last time a gorilla in Cincinnati didn’t respect its enclosure.

Dude has played with a broken back. He’s broken more bones than a Buffalo Wild Wings trash compactor. If I were him, I’d want a little extra subcutaneous tissue, too.

+1 rubber duckie

That’s the perfect reply to such a stupid question. Honestly. He had already said once Brady was gonna be the starter when he comes back no matter what. These dipshits keep asking him the same dumb question. Of course he’s going to get exasperated.

“I don’t see any issues here.”

I remembered when I played baseball I had a pretty standard routine for each at bat. First, I’d stand outside the box, tap the sides with the tip of my toe. I’d step in, line the bat up with the back edge of the plate. Then I’d swing at three straight pitches, go back to the dugout and cry uncontrollably until we were…

Good recruiter yes, but also an extremely lucky coach. He inherited a ready made champion after Saban left. And had a couple of those miracle plays over the years gone the other way he would have been gone from LSU a long time ago. My extended family are all die hard LSU fans and they cannot stand Miles. They…

A follow up study went into how the coaches who were being taught these new methods were applying them in practice.

I was in Houston when Randy Johnson joined the Astros. I’m in the car with the wife and we are listening to the radio. The radio guy is like “Randy Johnson! The big unit! The big unit!” She says “why do they call him the ‘big eunuch?’” She wasn’t a much of a sports fan

Good job by the five cops. I hope officers Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny and Jenny receive an award from their department.

Is this the first time Carmelo has defended anybody?

I doubt administrators will ever get to the Foggy Bottom of these escapades.

the royal U

Should have said:

Are u a moron?

Multiple sauces cans confirm that there indeed is a free agent point guard named Brandon.

Repeated blows to the head. Substance abuse. Abusive relationships. Emotional issues. et cetera.

But for God’s sake, don’t give a kid an extra $100 to buy a few burgers and see a movie.

Man, that’s in the running for Comment of the Year