“Heaven help us if one of the conditions is to pee in a bottle.”

1990. The Red Wings select Keith Primeau three overall and leave Jagr to fall to Pittsburgh at five.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

He didn’t use an hour long TV special to tell us this? DISAPPOINTED

I’ve got no plans to go nowhere.

Being as a good shitkicking happens every 2-3 months, or so, I’m not so sure this headline is accurate, Barry.