I think a lot of these issues would solve themselves if goalies would start going all Patrick Roy on skaters in the crease.

It’s amazing to see the way that they’ve implemented speed into their offense. I watch a lot of offense from teams like Washington and Chicago that have a very deliberate buildup to their attack, and it creates a bad matchup against teams that can transition so quickly and stretch the ice effectively, and Vegas is…

In my experience, calling someone a motherfucker is the best way to get them to see your side, and to view you as more measured and objective.

This isn’t just journalism. This is art.

*someone else’s crab legs.

I love that every Curt Schilling story reads like some screwed up Mad Lib now. “Schilling reportedly said immigrants were _____ (adjective) after he’d _____(verb, past tense) in an abandoned _____ (place)“

I’m not an Alain Vigneault fan, but goddamn it if that man’s smile isn’t hilarious.

+1 FBI watchlist

Adding consistency: Signing a pitcher that will consistently lose you every 5th game. Dan Duquette taught me that one.

Even after the Super Bowl win, I was livid that the Ravens paid Flacco the farm. Yes, we were in a position where we shouldn’t have let him walk, but we allowed so many quality players to walk at his expense. The core of that 2012 defense could still be largely together on today’s team if we hadn’t cashed out on him.

See also: Flacco’s career.

These won’t just help you dunk, they’ll help you badonka-dunk.

The joke made to the man whose leg he broke is the least awkward part of this exchange, and it’s pretty fucking awkward.

Boy, I can’t wait for all of the balanced, tolerable takes that will come from this game. The coverage is certainly not going to inundate sports coverage to the point that it makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

I’m not saying it was a good idea, but when you have someone willing to push the limits because they think there’s nothing you can do about it, it’s nice to see some comeuppance.

From a standpoint of practicality, a full repeal can’t happen, even with a Second Amendment repeal or revision. You reference the risk of additional arrests on a disproportionate scale for people of color, but take into account the risk to law enforcement and military personnel if you’re trying to force armed people…

It’s kind of refreshing to see a player like Witkowski not back down in a situation like that. Sure, if he steps back on the ice in a closer game after being ejected, it could cost his team, but the only reason Tkachuk pressed the issue was because he though Witkowski wouldn’t do anything about it. Seeing a giant…

I like how the same person who would probably crucify a police officer accused of brutality is going to make light of it, especially after watching someone else be assaulted. That’s cute.

“Now if only I could eliminate the experience of living in central Florida from my mind.”

Pictured: My reaction to those dangles.