Zigged when he should’ve sagged.

Baby Got Back to practice.

“What, you’re not even going to hit the table back?”

Well, when in Oakland...

I mean, the guy is a Trump supporter with a large contingent of Boston-based support, so it’s kind of implicit that he ends up on that side of the board.

I hope Beal remembered the most important part of fighting Draymond: protect the groin at all times.

The ownership scapegoated him when the real issue was that they don’t have dick in the way of depth for position players and a scrap heap of a bullpen. Dusty had very little postseason success, especially in recent history, but it’s hard to say he didn’t do anything for the Nats, especially when the sample size is so…

Aww, what a shame, this couldn’t have happened to a more likeable tea- HAHAHAHAHAHA

It’s legitimately painful to watch talented athletes doomed to waste away on DC sports rosters. They’re beloved in the DC metro area, but it’s not enough to offset losing years of your career on teams that are “just good enough”.

Motherfucking WALGREENS. Everything costs an arm and a leg, but the fucking keypad up front asks you eighty goddamn questions before you can check out. I swear I get test anxiety trying to buy a bag of Combos.

Someone would have to be responsible for reviewing all body camera footage. It’s not feasible to have someone review literally 8+ hours of film a day after the fact. And the argument is that officers can mark what is pertinent and what is not if they record at all times, but then it becomes the same issue, what does…

This was the rap song I went with, but the thought is the same.

Am I the only one who thinks the unskippable ads and the god-awful video system make MLB’s video’s cancer?

It was weird cheering for a guy to get a hit against my team. It couldn’t have happened to a better guy.

Perhaps the smartest part of this decision is that he won’t have to play for the Ravens anymore.

I wonder, though, does Jason Garrett think they were acting in the best interests of the Dallas Cowboys?

Ok, Orioles, this is your only responsibility besides re-signing Machado. DON’T FUCK THIS UP.

DON’T ENCOURAGE THEM

“A team spokesman for the Washington Redskins”

Just remember that they’ll make you change out of the black ones at Wimbledon.

Just remember that they’ll make you change out of the black ones at Wimbledon.