I attended Tanner Roark Bobblehead Night (which is a thing for God knows what reason), and watched Roark get shelled for 10 hits through 6 innings while his infield coughed up 3 errors. They would’ve been better off starting the bobblehead.

Goddamn it, as if the Caps needed any more help shitting the bed against a Metropolitan opponent.

If it makes Tim feel any better, being an O’s fan, we play at a relatively fast pace, but you never know if it’s going to be great or terrible. We’re not even good at being bad.

Boooooooo

Congrats to the happy couple! Just remember, marriage isn’t easy, it’s a Process.

In the words of one Christopher Berman, “WHOOP!”

The NFL has released a statement regarding the arrest.

Mark Trumbo is just a yoked-out muscle monster and, as an Oriole fan, I love it. Pitching to a guy the size of a mountain has to suck.

As a D.C. area Caps fan, just gotta say: I’m so proud of you fuckers... and the Caps too, I guess.

Holy SHIT, that first uppercut.

Nice change of pace, normally the fans in Philly are drowning in booze.

As a Caps fan, as much as I’d like to give Fleury more credit for the win coming from the late-game heroics, it would be neglecting that the Caps offense continues to make him look stellar year after year, despite not being able to control a rebound to save his life. We just fail to cash in on good real estate and it…

Let’s do this.

+1 snap count.

The NHL’s Division of Player Safety has suspended the deer for two games.

Poor Nats fans. I’m a lifelong O’s fan who watched Guthrie on our mound for years, and I can only hope to comfort my Nats-supporter friends through the pain they are about to endure with this bumblefuck as a starter.

Now imagine if the Orioles had a pitching rotation that wasn’t butt.

That’s a huge bummer, seriously. The one intriguing factor on the Padres and he gets cleated. Hope he’s alright.

Maybe their sponsors should have been UNCoordinated Business Systems, am I right? Huh?