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It’s a shame it didn’t hit him hard enough to knock off that pedophile mustache.

I wish I could come up with something insulting to say, but going from the Browns to the Jets is the most insulting thing that could happen to someone.

“I know we just finished helping to implement a puppet government in Central America, but THIS is fascism!!”

Bills fans reacting to this news have been seen punching picnic furniture and setting fire to vehicles. No word yet on if this is celebratory or in protest as of yet.

Rodney McGruder reportedly replied, “OK, J.R., keep your shirt on,” and things escalated from there.

That works out, considering a franchise mode in a video game is the only way my squad will win a FUCKING TITLE ANYTIME SOON

Pictured: my reaction when I have two minutes left on my bagel bites.

Fuck James Dolan with a porcupine. And he wonders why someone might want to punch him in the face.

It turns out a Senator can do something positive, provided they are from Ottawa.

+1 throwback jersey

Is there a measure less than a zero percent chance of something happening? Because that is the percentage chance that I will attend an FAU game after watching this video.

Well don’t I feel like an asshole now for cheering on Machado taking a swing at him...

Pictured: Unimpressed Roman.

“Oh Hey, it’s Jim Irsay!”

Is anyone surprised based on Briles’ track record of defending people who are Horny and have poor judgment?

They’re actually casting votes for the late great “”, a pioneer at his position at second base back in the 1930s.

Breaking: In keeping with new technology, the Chargers have announced a new logo.

Ohhhhh, that feeling of watching Duke lose...

*BOAT TAKES INTENSIFY*