Yeah, sure, the policy is keeping up with the times, but let’s be honest, they know that if you’re living in New Jersey, you need SOMETHING to cope.

Like for Mel Kiper and the NFL Draft? “This kid’s got great hands, good agility, solid form, easily top five domestic abuser.”

“Cooley, I don’t know what you think the issue is, but it’s Ihenacho problem.”

I hope he hand-delivered it to the NFL offices and bucked at Goodell on the way out.

“Monsieur Goodell, may I interest you with an entree to Mixon with your Brown Rice? It’s quite Hardy.”

But in the true spirit of the Maple Leafs, Toronto still lost.

In the immortal words of Coach Jim Calhoun, Curt: “My advice to you? Shut up.”

Covered by the harness.

The protester, in true form to the Favre jersey he was wearing, put something out there for people to see that no one asked for.

Bollocks.

Counterpoint: Cleveland is that bad.

“We won’t stand for these accusations! Yknow, unless they’re factual.”

+1 fractured jaw.

Pictured: Everyone’s face watching Browns-Ravens.

I didn’t realize Iroquois War Gods were racist, chinless muscle monsters.

They held a touching tribute ahead of the game as all of the Bearcats players exited the tunnel with their dicks out.

The bad news is that Kessler may be out for the year, but the good news is he won’t have to play for the Browns again this year.

The words “Jets” and “good” were not meant to be said together, but that has nothing to do with Winnipeg.

Jim Harbaugh has that effect on people.

This would probably be harmful if they were playing team other than the Blue Jackets.