Gettin’ frisky with my high school boyfriend off a rural dirt road in middle-of-nowhere, and a cop shined a flashlight into the car and caught quite a show — he hadn’t turned on his lights or knocked or anything. He told us to “get dressed and get the fuck out of here.” A few weeks later that same cop caught us on a…

Here’s the setup for the beginning of the end for the United States.

Trump, fresh from being defeated handily by Biden goes to Florida, get’s indicted by NY. Instead of handing his ass over to NY, FL leadership defies inter-state extradition agreements that have held for over a century. It goes to the Supreme Court,…

The American Way of Life shouldn’t be safe.

More and more it seems he went all method while doing Fear and Loathing, and then afterwards was like, “you know what? I’m good with this.”

The more I hear about “cancelled people,” the more I think cancel culture should be a thing.

Crime is inherently intraracial because most criminals don’t stray far from home and the United States geographically and socially is still racially segregated.  

I think this goes back to Terry being sexually assaulted by that white guy. Terry Crews thought he was being a good negro by not whopping that guys ass , even thought the he had every right too. I think deep down he is mad at himself for letting that go. He kept it quiet and didn’t say anything. So once he came out…

Brie Larson single-handedly shook and triggered tens of thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands, fragile incel cucks and the dumb women who crave their unwashed dicks, that I will love her forever. The fact that she did this and led to them claiming they would boycott her and “Captain Marvel” and then it went onto make…

Who in their right mind, would ever eat their food from McDonald’s if they did see it being made?

Apparently the owners of the franchise called her to personally apologize while maintaining she technically wasn’t denied service, she declined her food. So just eye roll to those owners who can’t do the bare minimum and have their employees’ backs, especially if they watched the video and saw what every rational…

Can’t go with this. All the books are good, and 4-6 are actually great. However, I don’t know how I’m supposed to go on loving them when J.K. won’t shut the fuck up.

We’ve tried the peaceful way.

There is no such thing as karma, or magic, or an afterlife. It doesnt matter what you “wish”. It is good when bad things happen to bad people. It would be extremely cool if he died. 

Stephen Miller reproduces by manually massaging the exterior ovipositors of Republican women and excreting pheromones designed to mimic those produced by an immigrant woman as an ICE agent tears her child from her arms. Stephen Miller will then store the excreted eggs in a damp skin flap, deposit them in a shallow,…

Point of order: without attempting to slut shame in any way, no one who has any kind of anxiety about disease transmission has unprotected sex with a porn star they just met. I’ll be the first to say that porn stars are people too, and they deserve to have a sex life outside of their job. But they also understand,…

Best description of the Bible: “A badly edited book of 2,000 year old, goat herder fairy tales.”

What’s a hypocrite to do???

Somebody didn’t watch until the end. 

In this film Tyler Rake will get a new partner, Damian Plow.