Memories are strange things. The dictionary defines them as: the mental capacity or faculty of retaining and reviving facts, events, impressions, etc., or of recalling or recognizing previous experiences; A mental impression retained; a recollection: one’s earliest memories. The emphasis on “one’s earliest memories”…

“Surely the scene where Sylvie shows Hunter B-15 memories of her past life was meant to be a flashback montage, not just two women standing in a rainy parking lot”

The Architect speaks in the most bogus pseudo-intellectual language that it’s embarrassing. I know the filmmakers thought they were smart and coy by loading him down with all that mumbo jumbo, but gosh, if you’ve been to college and listen to what he’s saying, it’s not impenetrably smart, it’s just obnoxiously…

And who said the royals don’t contribute anything to society.

and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!”

What’s muddy about it? He fucked his children’s sister. That was Dylan’s—his own daughter’s—sister. I’m not sure how you can talk about this family dynamic without talking about that, I’m not sure how you can talk about Dylan’s relationship with Woody without talking about that, and I’m not sure how you can talk…

Same to Lindsey Graham. Dude, RETIRE. Why keep busting your head on this wall when you could sit under the magnolias all day while various trim young houseboys bring you iced tea?

It all Depends.

This is all based on the misconception that the Trump name carries some sort of cachet with the #MAGA set. That movement grew up around Donald because he’s:

There’s a situation comedy in there somewhere:

It’s funny how they’re pro-life until they’re beating a cop to death with a fire extinguisher. 

These racist traitors sicken me and Marvel needs to be zealous in reclaiming their Punisher trademark. I have been a comic book and Punisher fan for most of my life and am now shamed to admit it. The Punisher is an interesting fictional character but he is a murderous anti-hero and the last character that “peace…

GRAHAM NORTON FOR EMPEROR OF THE UNIVERSE ;-; 💗

Oh, Joshie...

The fallout from Wednesday continues to be astonishing, not just how different Republican politicians are facing opposition/handling things.

Yeah, but he had his property surrounded by fences, surveillance cameras, and possible trip-wires. Things that totally innocent people do all the time.

Still don’t really get her music, but damn if Billie didn’t make me a fan of hers anyway.

Wrong. Babies love boobs. There’s literally NO WAY a baby would unfollow her for posting drawings of boobs.

She’s passing as white here, and that’s all that matters.