That’s not Satan, it’s a demon named Pazuzu. Father Merrick unearths an ancient statue of him on a dig in Iraq. This actually leads to some interesting speculation about how old the demon is and if he’s related to the Christian/Catholic heaven and hell dichotomy at all.

We rent a flat in a weird detached house in South London, and the other two flats are fine. But the house next to us, which is a very nice end-of-terrace house, with a decent-size garden, belongs to entitled and frankly weird jerks, and possibly the bad kind of polygamy.

I love the implication of her question: not only is Trump wrong and dumb, he’s too dumb to even come up with his own lies and has to believe other people’s BS.

JJ Abrams struggling through writer’s block on Rise of Skywalker...

That might be true, but it’s not why most of her critics want to tell her to go fuck herself and then slap her unconscious. Fuck her. Fuck her for selling this pseudoscientific and often-fucking-dangerous garbage, fuck her for not using her “platform” and “voice” to fucking actually educate people or turn over the mic…

Oh, they are very much complicit.  If this were 1942, they’d be arguing how it’s more important for them to not challenge Hitler for fear that they’d lose access to his lies (hyperbole intended).

hell i thought harriot’s posts HELPED.

I’ll be in my køyeseng.

On the one hand, Biebs is 30 years younger and in decent shape, OTOH, Cruise is yoked, insane, and has applied an almost method actor like approach to being an action star (actually doing stunts, learning to fight, etc) also HGH so....

This is what dictators do. This judge needs to exert the independence of the Judicial branch, what the Senate abdicated, and sentence Stone to the maximum allowable punishment. Then the States that have jurisdiction need to prosecute Stone and all of Trump’s other criminal accomplices.

I’d just like to officially apologise for my role in Cats. I’m not 100% certain what my role actually was, but I feel like I must have had something to do with it at some point. Like, I know I bought The Mummy on Blu-Ray a few years ago, maybe a few cents from that went into the budget for this or something.

My mind still boggles at a film getting a patch. The possibilities are endless!

For what it’s worth, in context it’s clear that Clinton says that the Republicans are grooming Gabbard to be a third-party candidate. Not the Russians. I don’t know if that makes a difference to Tulsi’s lawsuit, but it makes a difference to the accuracy of this article.

I’m sorry, the idea that this deranged post was done at the behest of Big Peanut is hilarious. I literally just saw the stupid peanut hashtag trending and asked if my colleagues would fuck the nut man. Unfortunately, we’re all just freaks.

the Mr. Peanut company most likely would have paid us NOT to write this

“...writing something that is a very real possibility...” “...story based on facts...” “feelings hurt over those actual facts...”

The craziest thing about this story is that Courtney Milan is Heidi Bond’s pen name. Bond was one of the women whose interview’s witih the Post forced Alex Kozinski to retire. Kozinski was one of the most influential Circuit Court judges in the country and a major feeder to the SCOTUS.

"Bill, in 2003 you spent 37 weeks chained up in a basement; you never saw the light of the day, you ate only dog food, you were beaten regularly, you did not have a bathroom. How was that experience?"

@SashaM: God may or may not exist, but if he's what you say, he's a bit of an asshole and he's not fair and I want nothing to do with him.