Child please! The only adults at 1600 Pennsylvania are the kitchen staff and the Marines guarding the doors.

I read the description exactly as Angelina is saying it happened, and so did most people I’ve seen on the internet. They admit the point was to see which (poor) kid had the strongest reaction to being presented with a pile of money and having it taken away. They picked the one who genuinely burst into tears at what…

The best comment I saw yesterday was a prediction that he would soon resign so he can “spend more time with my divorce lawyer.”

Am I wrong that he is the Director Communications and Sarah Huckabee Sanders is the Press Secretary?

Ha!

Oh my God. Our government is being run by literal teenagers. This is the stuff of my high school. Except the assholes in my high school mostly grew out of it. I’m just... aghast.

‘Police in Southaven, Miss. apparently went to the wrong address to execute an arrest warrant and ended up fatally shooting a man in his own home on Sunday...’

Do you know ANYONE that was pulled over 52 times for legit purposes and kept their license? <- ANSWER THAT QUESTION before you reply to me...if your answer is yes, I’ll back down. Most likely the answer is no. No one gets pulled over that many times for actual reasons and keeps their license. Phillando was targeted…

SOMETIMES SNACKING IS A CHORE AND IT’S HARD WORK AND SOME OF US SWEAT BUT WE SNACK THROUGH THE DISCOMFORT BECAUSE SNACKING IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT.

Okay, then, let’s do this. No more political correctness. Let’s honor the man as he truly deserves to be honored, as a fully equal human being subject to the very same rules as everybody else.

Totally! My daughter (2.5 yo) does it all the damn time. It’s not sexual at all, just feels nice for her. We’re talking a lot about how she should do it in her room and not on the couch or in public, though.

. . . Do you have kids? Because my 5yo daughter has been playing with herself for years and pouring water on her clitoris in the bath etc, and my 16m.o son gets such a huge smile on his face when he’s yanking his penis while you try to change his diaper. Its pretty normal shit.

That’s untrue—children have the same nerve endings as adults, they just don’t have the hormone cocktail. A child can easily discover what feels good by touching themselves. I think I started masturbating on purpose when I was in 3rd grade or so? I was definitely never abused.

I don’t have kids, but most of my girlfriends do, and we were all having coffee the other day when one of the ladies brought up the fact that her three year old had been totally unselfconsciously masturbating wherever and whenever she felt like it — and that my friend was still trying to figure out how to talk to her…

Yes. Every now and then I feel a twinge of pity for the horrible, horrible, horrible people in Rumplethinskin’s orbit when he randomly shits on them. I felt pity for Spicer when he didn’t get to meet the Pope. I know he doesn’t deserve it, but I couldn’t help it. That was just pure and unnecessary spitefulness on…

Well, as Lyndon B. Johnson once said, if you can convince the lowest white man (like the Trump Crime Family) that they are better than the highest black man (Obama would be up there), he will empty his wallets for you.

He hates him the most and he bears his name.

He likes children who aren’t subpoenaed.

Oh man, I somehow missed that when it happened... Crap, now I feel bad about that too. How petty is that!?