Like an ‘80ies teen slasher film; “Ugh, why’d you invite Steve?!? He’s gross!” “Uhm, his dad owns the cabin we’re going to stay at”.

Vodka + orange juice = Screwdriver.

This is THE comment on vaccines.

Kush looks like a 2017 deepfake of himself.

Farmers:

When Trump complains that so many of his stupid decisions are overturned, I’m reminded of a quote from Justified;

And you would assume wrong; I just did a search at ssb.no, and there are no people in Norway named ‘Kirstjen’. Her last name is Danish in origin, so I searched at dst.dk as well, but no Danish people spell their name like that either. I suddenly realized exactly how fervently I want this vile woman to have absolutely…

Yeah, and Rick Scott would know about stealing (Judges, nudgenudge, winkwink)! I don’t get how someone could vote for this crazy-eyed sociopath anyway. Unless it’s to get him out of Florida; if he’s elected to the senate, he’ll spend most of his time in Washington, after all.

In Norway, people lose custody of their children for a single slap, and in Sweden, Italian politicians get thrown in jail for the same. https://www.worldcrunch.com/culture-society/vacationing-italian-man-jailed-in-sweden-for-slapping-his-son-for-public-tantrum

Tihs is an aggressively reasonable take. Well done, have a star! 🌟

This is the owniest own I've ever seen.

I this... a threat? Is there more to this ransom note I'm not seeing?

I’ve had a Mansion of Nightmares that I dreamed for ~20 years. It was odd in that it was alone in the dark forest, on a hill but simultaneously all alone on a prairie(which doesn’t happen here in Norway). It also had no first floor; immediately behind the front door is the stairs to the second floor. The first dream…

::sigh::

Vardøger are fairly common here in Norway, especially in the north. Hearing the sound of grandfather putting the coffee on 15 minutes before he returns from the fishing trip, that sort of thing. Some people are said to have so reliable vardøger that you can use it; i.e. if you hear the sound of grandfather hanging up…

I was on the bus on the way home from work, this smelly alcoholic (about 50, but also about 6'6", this guy made me at 6'3" feel tiny) was molesting this young woman, touching her hair, telling her how sexy she was, and so on. It went on for a couple of minutes, while I was working up my courage. What if he knifes me?…

You cant keep getting people to “invest” in your company if you release your game; this will keep being “close to release” indefinitely, like fusion has been “30 years away” since the ‘50s.

Jason Isaacs minus Kate-Mara-in-Fant4stic-wig, I hope. I also love gay Dumbledore. I agree that it adds to the character, and I don’t think the books contradict it, and it is a totally valid reading, I think. It still isn’t quite at the level of hinted-at, however. I guess I would accept clear-but-not-explicitly-state…

The whole “Dumbledore is totally gay” is essentially J.K. Rowling head canon.

“Young man, your father and I go away for two fucking days, and one of your loser friends fucking Kavanaughed right smack in the middle of my goddamn Persian rug??!?”